The long hunt is finally over, I got the little beggar this morning. Did I say little beggar? I meant beautiful little Butterfly, the one that I have spent so many fruitless hours chasing round this bl**dy field.
Now I am complete. I have got everything that I ever wanted and I will never have to go through this again. What a sense of relief. I am finally a very happy man.
Fizz! Fetch me my Butterfly Restrainers. I need you to tie me up!
I have just seen a Clouded Yellow. Here we go again….