She has got babies but she wont show me.
All she wants to do is kick up her legs and show me her lingerie.
Stupid Bird! We all know what colour knickers you’ve got on.
Please, please, please bring your babies to my camera.
Thank you doesn’t seem like a big enough word. What took you so long?
Now I am happy. There will be much more of this to come.
Now I have just got to add in some pictures of the male bird to make up the set and we will be done.
You will notice that he um… He likes to wear his wife’s underwear but he is a bird, let’s not be judgemental.
These have got to be the most photogenic birds in the garden.